Tonight Ladies we have a charity strip show as you all know, the men we’ve been bringing out for your pleasure have been men in the community, you’re every day working men who’ve donated their bodies and time for this effort to make money for a good cause, a Surviving Soldiers Project is our charity of choice tonight so up next is someone you’ve all met and love his bio just says I’ll do anything for God and Country.
Ladies you’ve all heard of Magic Mike, well get your dollar bills ya’ll for Magic Show!!! (Pony from Ginuwine starts playing)
A very confident Magic Show enters the stage wearing a purple g-string with oh no? is that a rabbit on the front? oh my it is. He has on jack boots, and a purple cape with black top hat. He immediately goes in to a Channing Tatum-Esq. dance move looking all buff and the girls go crazy throwing dollar bills at the stage. He wags his finger and jumps to remove his boots throwing them wildly into the crowd accidently hitting an older woman in the back of the head with one. The fog machine obstructs his view so he continues without a clue while she’s escorted to a medic station with a massive head injury.
He stands in the middle of the stage shaking his money maker and turns suddenly catching his cape on a candle, lighting it up like Michael Jackson in a Pepsi commercial. Two sexy firemen come to the rescue quickly and toss the cape to the side of the stage. Show continues with a cute shrug and the ladies adore it. He points to his package and nods his head pointing to a special lady in the crowd. All the women turn to look and see a beautiful big breasted brunette at the bar. He puts his hand to his ear and points at the crowd. Who does he think he is? Hulk Hogan? He points to his groin again and reaches in his g-string, he pulls out a fucking rabbit. Don’t get overly excited ladies, it’s a dwarf bunny!
He calls the brunette to the stage. She gets on stage with him and they dance. He shouts “shake it don’t break it, it took ya momma 9 months to make it!” He escorts her to the side and gives her the rabbit whispering in her ear. She giggles and walks away. The ladies go mad with jealousy getting in their purses for $20’s calling for him to come to them. He dances table to table letting the women paw him and shove money in his man panties.
The song ends and the DJ takes the stage once again calling Magic Show back up. The ladies are screaming and some even faint. Okay, okay ladies you know the rules now we auction off one day date with Magic Show. Highest bidder wins. The bidding starts and after 10 minutes it comes down to a fight between a 62 year old Cougar and a phone in caller. It’s up to $5,000 and the cougar isn’t letting go. This is a tough one. The phone in is getting frustrated she really liked the dwarf bunny. It’s becoming a nail biter but the phone in finally caves and shouts $20,000 spend the day with your son for God and Country.